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George Demotivational Poster


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriot calendar george bernard shaw
Rating: 4.26/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:14 am
Or it could just be that you were born in America where we are the most wealthy and even our poor people live better than 90% of the planet. Oh and we saved the world, many times over.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:24 pm
CODMW2
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:10 am
Bravo...x5
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
PATRIOTISM Narcissism by proxy.
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:03 pm
exactly!
Derek - April 18, 2011, 8:27 pm
Fantastic.


MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?




HINDSIGHT - And we wondered why George was always single


TAGS: gay george michael hindsight
Rating: 2.11/5

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ladyomegasupreme - June 16, 2010, 3:00 am
Dilly, looks like you're right!!! bBut then again, he's probably always been into "watersports"
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:03 am
seriously...did he pee his shorts?!?


RETARDS - We all know one




MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.


TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

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aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/mexicomexicocatsdragons.jpg/
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
OMG WHYD THE MODS LETS SUCH A CRAPPY PIC ONTO MOTIFAKE!!!!!!!
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.


GEORGE CARLIN - rivals morgan freeman in terms of sheer awesomeness


TAGS: george carlin morgan freeman kick ass and destroy the world
Rating: 2.32/5

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Reed Nuwrut - July 26, 2009, 10:37 pm
NO CRAP DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:25 pm
This is CLEARLY a tunnel. -1!


CARLIN - George Carlin is considered by millions to be a Genius.... Thank God he didnt prove us wrong by becoming President.


TAGS: george carlin
Rating: 4.81/5

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voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
He most certainly will.
Unclebark - February 20, 2011, 10:19 pm
He is missed.


PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."




GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm
*YAWN!*


SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!


TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.


EPIC FAIL -




I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tranny... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Fuck off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR shitty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


CRYOGENIC FREEZING - punishment for making crappy prequels


TAGS: george lucas
Rating: 2.92/5

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S8N - March 27, 2010, 7:59 am
shoulda been done b4 he made the prequels.


GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


GEORGE CARLIN - The Man Who Told You The 7 Dirty Words


TAGS: george carlin
Rating: 3.21/5

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Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 4:02 am
Excuse me, WTFO, but the proper order is: "Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turd, and Twat." I've heard that segment too many times to count.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Reason, you got the order wrong, bud. It's shit, fuck, piss,cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. Later he added fart, turd and twat.
Reason - October 21, 2009, 6:38 pm
Shit, Piss, Cunt, Cocksucker, Fuck, Motherfucker, Tits


BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


TAGS: bush america usa president government george bush
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


motivation -


TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


one day -




ultimate showdown -




Funkocracy -




LIFE GOES ON -




IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?


TAGS: george custer heinrich himmler criminal
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:49 pm
Oddly enough, the lives lost on both sides were for nothing because the country is now sh*t.
steve1961 - February 17, 2013, 9:58 am
The George C Scott Patton or the Gerald McRaney Patton?
falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 9:51 am
And then they killed him and his troops. Justice.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 16, 2013, 9:46 pm
Anything good he did he erased by murdering the Native Americans.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 1:02 pm
He was the Patton of his day, and such a man makes many political enemies: southern sympathizers and political rivals, such as President Grant. That's why they sent him out west, to be forgotten.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Because he balked Jeb Stuart's vaunted cavalry with a 400 to 4000 disadvantage, preventing them from attacking the union rear during Pickett's famous charge at Gettysburg! We'd be living in a very different nation if Stuart had gotten through.


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.


WHOOOOPS !! - Excuse me, must be the Taco's




THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its name


TAGS: star trek star wars george lucas gene roddenberry
Rating: 2.95/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 7:01 pm
Hey, mattheww, calm down please.
mattheww - December 12, 2009, 6:59 pm
I get it! They look GAY here, and... Oh, wait, that's the whole joke. Fuck you too.


GEORGE THE GORILLA -


TAGS: george bush gorilla
Rating: 2.9/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:06 pm
You've said what you wanted. Thank you. Now, if there is any more political talk of any kind to be made, we encourage you to take it to our sister site... politifake.org - it was created to keep motifake upbeat and fun... and free of political talk. Thx!
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:06 pm

Actually, looks closer to a former president
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:05 pm

Chris, do you need another shovel or is the hole you are digging for yourself deep enough yet?
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 11:00 am
Chris comparing a person of African descent to an ape is one of the oldest racial slurs against them. Are you sure you know what the word "Racism" means?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2010, 9:24 am
If you honestly don't see what was racist about your comment, You're a very confused person.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Chris, you're a racist retard, and a shining example of why the huma race is still light years behind these primates.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2010, 8:52 am
I don't see anything wrong with insulting politicians.....I DO see something fucking wrong with insulting anyone based on their race. Except Aggy of course. You're asking to get banned Chris.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 2:33 am
First, Chris, you're racist. Second, I don't see anyone voting YOU into office, so I assume that YOU couldn't do a better job. Thus, you should think twice before typing crude messages that insult the president and/or country.
DrunkenDave101 - December 19, 2009, 10:45 am
I think the mindfuck here is that he actually looks semi-intelligent


STOP CRYING - This is a G chord


TAGS: george bush guitar crying
Rating: 2.58/5

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Guest - April 20, 2009, 8:33 pm
Dubya missed the G-chord by a fret...
Hoagie - December 6, 2008, 11:36 am
In my world thats not a G chord!
dr filth - October 12, 2008, 4:56 pm
thats what make it funny in my opinion jurgen
JURGEN - July 26, 2008, 11:32 pm
Balls! A "G" chord is two frets lower toward the head.


YOUR MOMMA - is a Hoya




YOU WISH - You can be bad to the bone




PYROMANIACS -


TAGS: george carlin had it right
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 11:23 am
Amsome! You know it is a bitter sweet day when this poster has 11 5L votes but isn't even in the top five!


GEORGE LUCAS -




GEORGE CARLIN - Best comedian EVER. Enough said. R.I.P.


TAGS: george carlin dead
Rating: 3.41/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 24, 2009, 2:00 pm
R.I.P a true legend of comedy. I recently watch from his first stand up tour till his last and he will be missed. we lost a true comedy genius. 5L's.
dude - October 19, 2009, 1:34 pm
to noxterran. he didnt want to be buried, he wanted to be blown up.
whatever - September 25, 2009, 3:41 pm
RIP. he was a douchebag to people like you with an IQ < 90
lol - September 21, 2009, 10:50 am
he was a douche bag
NoxTerran - August 18, 2009, 9:24 am
i am curious to see if they actually burried him like he wanted, face down
King Logicass - May 19, 2009, 11:02 am
To the dumbass who thinks its funny to proclaim that George is in hell. This man is the reason we have the humor of today. He would go to lows that was needed to bring about true humor. May he R.I.P. with his ass up so everyone else could truly kiss it!
George Carlin - January 12, 2009, 4:45 am
I'm in hell. It sucks.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:18 pm
G.C. wouldn't know funny if it bit his testicles off and spit them back into his face.
G.C. - September 15, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dope head, not funny.
ErikVKing - September 2, 2008, 11:15 am
Agreed, R.I.P. and may God split his sides open by letting you in!
ME - July 17, 2008, 5:19 am
yeaa..
He11Kn1ght - July 10, 2008, 3:57 pm
I love that photo of him.
KDP3 - July 3, 2008, 9:07 pm
R.I.P.
Brett - July 3, 2008, 6:45 pm
He'd laugh if we were to say that his final words were: "Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."
Chris - July 3, 2008, 1:50 pm
Amen... Joe bless him.


GEORGE BUSH -


TAGS: george bush idiot
Rating: 2.72/5

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Bert - June 12, 2009, 5:40 pm
Four YEARS? How about four MONTHS?
Hector - March 22, 2009, 5:12 pm
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense." Washington, D.C., April 18, 2006
Fredric T - March 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm pretty sure in about 4 years we will be saying this about another president


NERDS - Get it off, GET IT OFFFFFFFF!


TAGS: nerd george lucas off
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bartimaeus - March 15, 2010, 1:28 am
That's what she said!


JIMMY CARTER - Not worse than George W. Bush... not even close


TAGS: jimmy carter george w bush presidents america
Rating: 2.54/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:38 pm
17% approval rating - the lowest in the history of the United States. Nuff Said.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 9:17 pm
Hate to lose you from the community, hermes. God speed, and come home safe.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:12 am
anyways this is my last transmission. You guys gave me a great run for my mony good luck and godbless gents.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:11 am
Obama is going to be a good potus. It is really unfair to critique their performance at this point. I thought gwb was ok @ first, and I was steadily disapointed with his policy starting with tax breaks on anyone making 500 g's a year.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:05 am
I have just reaized that discussing these maters here is somewhat pointless. its too early to tell if gwbs policies and actions during his tenure are going to have any positive affects on our way of life in the U.S. And it is to early to tell if
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry to hear about your friends. I mourn the loss of each and every fellow servicemen.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 3:01 pm
yup carter was as incompetent as they come. But gwb sacrified over 4,000 young american lives, some recently in a sucide attack outside of bahgdad a few days ago, 2 of those where my dear friends. carter never got any of my boys killed.
none - February 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
Should've just compared nixon and bush.
Anonymous - January 5, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh come on! Carter was way worse than Bush. Carter was so impotent on foreign policy that he left it to his successor to get the hostages freed that he left there for over a year, in addition to getting his brother his own brand of beer that no one drin
Hakiu - January 5, 2009, 7:46 pm
28% interest rates, nuff said.


The Internets -




GEORGE CARLIN - Don't give a shit about stupid people who can`t understand any joke...


TAGS: george carlin comedy funny stupid smart best critic reality
Rating: 2.06/5

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mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
ok fuck tact. You sir are a fucking Fucktard. a hog molesting, sister touching, cousin marrying, FUCKTARD Who has never enjoyed a woman without hearing cries of " no daddy no"
Truut - June 24, 2009, 8:56 pm
The dude was about as funny as having an incurable disease that's going to eventually kill you in an incredibly painful way.


The Internets -




ODD ONE OUT - George Clooney. The other five can act.


TAGS: george clooney can not act
Rating: 1.86/5

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Azzameen85 - August 15, 2011, 9:46 am
He could do the Batman song and dance...
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 7:17 pm
...and Adam West can??????????


GEORGE W. BUSH - Not worth two dollars either.


TAGS: george bush finger two dollar
Rating: 1.79/5

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LogicDude - March 4, 2009, 6:57 pm
He must wear himself out.
Bob Chin - March 4, 2009, 3:25 pm
carefull there Tired....your racisim is overshadowing your perceived brilliance!
Culos - March 4, 2009, 3:21 pm
Can't even post a witty comeback. Tiredofstupidpeople seems stupid to an Amsome Epic degree and wouldn't understand it anyhow. I also doubt he's American so I'd suggest he STFU and GTFO. Ron do you have a card for this Troll please?
Tiredofstupidpeople - March 4, 2009, 3:04 pm
Here's to all you stupid people who voted for Sambo!!


Children -


TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
Nice.
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


Foreshadowing -


TAGS: game thrones george martin arrested
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 1, 2013, 12:56 am
Thanks Ism...now I have a social life!!! Purple koolaid for everyone...it's on me, literally, it's even in my naked belly button! 5L Cheers!
GaryO - June 30, 2013, 12:24 pm
Well, as long as Ism keep rollin’, the inanimate banners are fine. Roll on, Ism, roll on…..more at 11?
rerun - June 30, 2013, 10:50 am

If we could create & post animated posters.....the possibilities.
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 9:56 am
It might be that you captured something... These banners need to roll...
rerun - June 30, 2013, 9:18 am

Captured? Me? Never.......Bwahahahahaha
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:38 am
Which part? The nude congregation, or that Rerun was captured?


Telling Time -




Who? ... Me?? ... -




Freaks -




START OVER -




MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth




Assumptions -


TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.


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Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 9:31 pm
Always ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 pm
It's pretty good. Well done. George Carlin started off his last show by saying, "F**k Doctor Phil." Lol. He would have been proud of you, Cannibal... Very proud. Keep up the good work.
Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 4:27 am
I felt this would go great with the motivation poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:06 am
Love that George Carlin. He was a pure genius. 5L for posting one of my faves of his.... and the picture too. ROFLOL!


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GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!


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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...


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TAGS: us united states george bush iraq war puppies puppy
Rating: 2.29/5

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spencer - August 14, 2009, 11:45 am
Ahh marines soldiers who cares. we all get the joke. Grammar nazi strikes again.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 3:11 am
asian babies that can't put together a nike shoe in ten seconds, THAT's the other 40%
neocon h8r - July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
whats the other 40% exactly, (Just curious)
Civilwarrior - June 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Marine is the shortened form of Marine (or Naval) Infantry, just to be clear. U.S. marines were known interchangeably as Soldiers prior to the 20th Century. Now they are Marines (according to themselves) whereas Soldiers belong to the Army.
LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:30 pm
look, it's just another anti-american jackass who still believes the Iraq war oil myth (america's energy: 50% coal 10% oil 40% everything else)
tasogare - March 12, 2009, 2:04 am
God, what fuckfaces those soldiers were, killing that poor defenseless puppy. I would've taken it :/ assholes.
James - January 29, 2009, 2:14 pm
Marines: Why?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:03 am
Marines are soldiers, but "soldiers" aren't Marines, if anyone actually gets that. Plus the subtitle should read, "Have a great sense of humor!"
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:42 am
The main language of America is English.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
well guess what we arent from other countries and its not the year 1700. in the U.S. armed forces it goes by my last comment. so now for #9 ......bob/barockeva....STFU
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
A soldier is a general English term that refers to a land component of national armed forces. In most societies of the world, "soldier" is also a general term for any member of the land forces including commissioned or non-commissioned officers.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:17 am
hey bud guess what Marine core: marines Army: soldiers Air force: airman Navy: sailor now STFU.
Aaaaactually... - November 15, 2008, 4:12 pm
...they all are technically "soldiers" (by definition of the word) even if added to that their service has any specific name. B&B, back to English 101 for you two. Try not to fail it this time.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:37 am
Marine's aren't soldiers?... bahahaha... oh and I think he does like the puppy... he's smiling, perhaps he's going to eat it!
Brandon - September 23, 2008, 7:38 pm
That was one dipshit who got dishonorably discharged. Plus he was a marine you faggot
Belisarius - June 28, 2008, 8:53 pm
Actually it was a Marine, not a soldier. Big diff, just ask one, I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you about it.


GEORGE BUSH - he's just checking . . .




MCCAIN '08 - Vote for the Third Term that will last 1000 years!


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Rating: 2.18/5

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army 19K - August 5, 2009, 4:36 pm
After what Obama is doing to this country, I'll take 1000 years of anything else.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:08 am
C'Mon man.....yer better than this.


GEORGE TAKEI - George Takei Oh My!


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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 12:29 pm
Stop smoking crack with drano in it. Isn't regular crack enough?
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 10:16 am
Settle down, Timmy.
Jimbo - January 10, 2009, 8:29 am
Every country in the world has a bitch that bows down to GW becuase the rest of the world is full of fucking losers and pussies. They will ALL be bowing down to Obama soon. You all know it is true. In your mind you KNOW I am right.
Pitch - August 20, 2008, 1:25 am
The way it works: You Vote - votes are counted by county then state. This information is passed your Rep in the Electoral College who can legally ignore who the state voted for and vote for who he wants.
Fuck no - July 29, 2008, 8:03 am
Your given who told to have, deal with it...
RnR - July 29, 2008, 4:27 am
you current president was vote in office by only 25% of the people
Fuck Yeah - July 28, 2008, 11:39 pm
What the fuck are you talking about? UK and America are democratic countries were the people vote for the l eader. The Queen of England is a figurehead and Head of State who is not voted but our President is voted and is the figurehead and head of state.
Confused - July 28, 2008, 1:08 pm
Epic fail sparky, neither the UK or the USA have any choice in who their 'figureheads' are. Anyone who thinks differently is a naive tosser...
supersparky - July 28, 2008, 10:50 am
Yet, you consider a bunch of worthless in-bred figureheads "royalty". Yep, the UK is full of good judges of character.


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THE PRESIDENCY - You're doing it wrong


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Rating: 1.67/5

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LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 12:36 am
I still like "Black Bush" (Chapelle) and his reason for the invasion: "Mother fucker tried to kill my Pops man..."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:52 pm
That's why he needed so much oil, and that's why we invaded Iraq. It's all beginning tio make so much sense now. George Bush wasn't a BAD president, he was the world's most successful buttrapist.
Scorpio7 - November 7, 2008, 7:26 pm
I wonder how many gallons of Vaseline® he used, fucking the American people in the ass?
Overlord Douchebag - November 4, 2008, 10:05 am
Shut UP, dude, you'll ruin everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 9:40 am
He wasn't voted in! He was chosen by our hidden alien masters, the election was rigged, and the troops deployed to Iraq to cover up the Spaceship crash. Sheesh! Is there anyone who really doesn't know this anymore?
energy - November 4, 2008, 8:12 am
i normally hate anything to do with politics, but this was good
AG - November 4, 2008, 8:09 am
Doing it wrong, but was voted in twice by americans, hmm!


HAMBURGER HELPER - Just add ground meat.


TAGS: hamburger helper george cat box ron hextall
Rating: 1.53/5

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Shtoink - September 24, 2008, 2:01 am
Korean style


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Rating: 5/5

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CaptMickeyd - October 7, 2016, 11:18 am
Absolutely stunning commentary.
concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:42 am
Fantastic, UP yours


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