Venator - user 2018-02-23T16:52:33-05:00 CRITICISM - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159498 2012-10-01T17:02:35-04:00 2012-10-01T17:02:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Criticism may not be agreeable but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function<br>as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.<br> Sir Winston Churchill SARCASM - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:159491 2012-10-01T15:04:07-04:00 2012-10-01T15:04:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>it not as easy to fake SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159459 2012-09-30T20:07:45-04:00 2012-09-30T20:07:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As Schrdinger knows if at first you dont succeed try again. JOB INTERVIEWS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159455 2012-09-30T19:42:28-04:00 2012-09-30T19:42:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because recruiting a new receptionist<br>isnt just about formal qualifications SITTING ON THE FENCE - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159454 2012-09-30T19:38:58-04:00 2012-09-30T19:38:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be careful not to take the expression too literally BEAR PROTECTION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159439 2012-09-29T19:09:34-04:00 2012-09-29T19:09:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you remove the front sight it will hurt<br>less when the bear shoves it up your backside QUANTUM MYSTERIES - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:159437 2012-09-29T18:43:21-04:00 2012-09-29T18:43:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yes professor Schrdinger and his wife live here<br>but I have not seen Mrs Schrdinger for some days DEVELOPMENT - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159432 2012-09-29T17:57:42-04:00 2012-09-29T17:57:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>First we got condoms with strawberry flavour<br>Now the strawberries tastes of condom VENISON - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:159431 2012-09-29T17:48:34-04:00 2012-09-29T17:48:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bambis mother did not die in vane. FACEBOOK USER - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:159183 2012-09-20T10:30:28-04:00 2012-09-20T10:30:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You think you are a consumer but you are the product. DUTY - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159157 2012-09-19T20:13:58-04:00 2012-09-19T20:13:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its not enough that we do our best sometimes we have to do whats required.<br> Sir Winston Churchill PRIVACY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:159147 2012-09-19T08:44:20-04:00 2012-09-19T08:44:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Helps us keeping the balance between taboos and human nature LOOKING FAT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:159065 2012-09-16T16:30:59-04:00 2012-09-16T16:30:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yea So thats what you say Now tell me<br>does these also make make me look fat EPIPHANY - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:159046 2012-09-15T21:06:28-04:00 2012-09-15T21:06:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Realizing being a burglar actually isnt as fun as I thought SIMPLICITY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159044 2012-09-15T20:49:05-04:00 2012-09-15T20:49:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All the great things are simple and many can be expressed<br>in a single word freedom justice honor duty mercy hope.<br> Sir Winston Churchill A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158995 2012-09-13T17:14:29-04:00 2012-09-13T17:14:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If a man speaks in the woods and there is no<br>woman around to hear him is he still wrong STUPIDITY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:158957 2012-09-12T16:40:42-04:00 2012-09-12T16:40:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man<br>it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.<br> Konrad Adenauer LOLCATS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158956 2012-09-12T16:29:48-04:00 2012-09-12T16:29:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The most annoying of all the bugs in the Matrix BACON - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:158933 2012-09-11T12:52:34-04:00 2012-09-11T12:52:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Gods way of telling us everything is going to be all right DEJA POO - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158932 2012-09-11T12:44:47-04:00 2012-09-11T12:44:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The feeling you have been sitting there before DEJA WHO - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:158929 2012-09-11T12:04:22-04:00 2012-09-11T12:04:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The feeling you have forgotten her name before PEACE AT HEART - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158829 2012-09-08T18:31:43-04:00 2012-09-08T18:31:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He asked me are you afraid of something since you carry those guns<br>I answered since I carry those guns I am not afraid of anything. THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:158827 2012-09-08T18:13:59-04:00 2012-09-08T18:13:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So I was sure I was on top until the other guy pulled out a pen as well HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:158638 2012-09-04T06:25:16-04:00 2012-09-04T06:25:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No matter which way the next round is still on you YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT WHATEVER COMES - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:158622 2012-09-03T21:11:49-04:00 2012-09-03T21:11:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The only important thing is that you meet it with courage<br>and with the best that you have to give. HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:158618 2012-09-03T19:48:50-04:00 2012-09-03T19:48:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be glad it is not a bad hare day BE NICE TO NERDS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:158454 2012-08-30T18:31:48-04:00 2012-08-30T18:31:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As Bill Gates put it chances are youll end up working for one A LESSON ABOUT THE MALE PSYCHE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:158453 2012-08-30T18:21:44-04:00 2012-08-30T18:21:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Had Nikita Chrusjtjov been<br>assassinated in 1963 Aristoteles<br>Onassis would not have married the widow. WHATEVER THE AMBITIONS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158444 2012-08-30T16:15:52-04:00 2012-08-30T16:15:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is never too late to give up ASTUTENESS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:158428 2012-08-30T08:47:08-04:00 2012-08-30T08:47:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Knowing the fine line between<br>selfconfidence and stupidity FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158427 2012-08-30T07:28:56-04:00 2012-08-30T07:28:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hold my beer for a second<br>and I will show you something fun THE DRAMA LLAMA - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:158338 2012-08-27T14:54:13-04:00 2012-08-27T14:54:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The spitting image of the worst kind of drama queen HE SAID SMILE IT COULD BE WORSE. - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:158279 2012-08-26T15:04:54-04:00 2012-08-26T15:04:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So I smiled and it got worse.